In this age and time, when we are all running out of time (all the time), can you imagine being surrounded by not one or two but 14 handsome wall clocks and alarm clocks.
And not one of them shows the correct time.
When my old aunt, who stayed with us for the Labor Day weekend, pointed out that the clock in her room doesn’t seem to show the right time, I casually asked her to check her mobile phone. Then realized that she doesn’t use one. So I went to get a replacement clock from another room. Well that one was funny with its hands giggling in the same place. It needed battery replacement, for sure. I went to the guest bathroom to fetch one; it was never set back correctly once the daylight saving ended.
My son’s room and bathroom together has 4 clocks, which I feel are still few considering that he is perpetually late. One has a fancy character based face, another one is more practical with normal alarm, third one glows in night & has brazen alarm music which can wake the whole neighborhood, and one is digital. All of these were running at least 30-32 minutes fast. That’s a deliberate lead-time that I have manipulated in his clocks. I am sure that he knows about that too. But since I keep changing the lead-time, he is never sure. But this trick is an utter failure. By now he has learned to check time on the mobile phones/ipads/laptops, even TV.
The rest of the clocks in the house were either competing with Usain Bolt or ambling after heavy meal. The one in office was on a different time zone. I had set it like that a few years back when I was working with global clients. I used to change the time frequently depending on the client location. Now I don’t remember which time zone it was set to.
It was embarrassing, considering this happened in my aunt’s presence who also happens to be the family raconteur.
Well. In the moment of need, I got one of the clock set back to show the right time and put it in my aunt’s room.
What about others?
All in good time, my friend, all in good time.
Just before my aunt’s next visit.
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